Well I'm sure they were just faulty chairs. That's the story I'd stick to. I keep knocking stuff off with my ass, I used to do it with my handbag all the time because I'd forget it was there, now my ass has claimed inanimate status and sends stuff flying to the floor at every opportunity. FML.

You know you are fat when you roll instead of walk to places.

OMG I just ate a cinnamon bun!!

You know you are fat when you start popping buttons on pants and they (the buttons, not the pants) fly all the way across the room!!!

You know you're fat when you won't fit into the carnival ride. (True story. So embarrassed.)

Yes I feel that way now too. I'm afraid to get on park rides cause I think I'm too fat. I was waiting to be told I couldn't ride them. And some rides I just plain refused to get on.

I want to lose weight but I don't have energy. I know my problem is lack of exercise because I sleep too much.

I do eat high calorie foods but I"m not like that lady that sneaks food.

When getting dressed has suddenly become an Olympic Event

I can no longer paint my toe nails ...I mess it up too much.

Clipping them ? HA !

you don't fit in your 'fat' jeans anymore.

you're phat?

When you can't sit at a Booth any more { I sit fit, but my sister can't fit into most Booths }

:/

when you were low tops to accentuate your tits, hoping no one notices the rest of you..

You know you are fat when you can't fit your pajama jeans anymore.

baby.. lol.. good one

When sweat pants become part of your 'going out' wardrobe..

You start to wear slip on shoes so your athletic ones don't have that tell-tell tied bow to one side because you have to put your foot on you knee to tie them...because there is no way in HELL you can tie them with them flat on the floor.