I remember the first time I smoked pot at 13 .. I got super paranoid and we were in the woods. I heard a loud crash and I BLASTED thru a wooden fence .. Like I was breking out of a jail , running for my life .. Old friends still cal me super bitch ..does have a ring to it

New Year's Eve. Drank 3 bottles of champagne. Went outside to sit on the bench and smoke a joint. All of a sudden my face is on the ground and my butt is still on the bench. I couldn' move.
Ok, it's funny now, not back then.

Before meds..quite slender
After meds..not so much
But I forget,I'm not skinny anymore.

i bent over and knocked a Waterford Vase off a display table at work..a thousand pieces that when whole were worth over 1000 $

I still forget that I have a big butt.
:)

Big Butt? You should go to the "Need Help Urgent" post. I ASSume you'll like it.

A really GOod memory? The year I was 13, and in 7th grade. This really cool senior named Brad decided to befriend me and let me into his "group", The Zoo. Wow, was I awestruck.

We were friends all year, and at graduation I stuck around with his grad present to give him and hope maybe for a goodbye kiss.

Well, when he came out, he wanted to walk me to my folks car; they weren't there yet, and he french-kissed me right there in the parking lot! I was in a daze all the way home.

Need Help Urgent ..is the BEST Topic put up in ages...I haven't cried tears of laughter like this in ages!

That's why I love him!

1977... 4 of us are on LSD (no i do not condone that type of behavior) on halloween night. after a costume party, we stop by a denny's to cure a bad case of munchies. one of the girls is dressed as a car hop and is roller skating around the restaurant trying to take orders... we can't stop giggling. when our food comes, one of the girls points out that she ordered a tossed salad and claimed that her salad wasn't tossed. then she picked up her bowl and threw it across the restaurant and loudly proclaimed "that's a tossed salad" and we got our asses tossed out.

boy, we were impressed with ourselves... good thing i'm more mature now.

Being sober with a drunk friend and taking them out in public. We went to Friendly's and we were like 16. Of course she was setting up lines of sweet and low on the table and pretending to snort them. Then she put a penny in a glass of water, put a napkin over it and turned the cup over. Oh yeah, if ever someone were to spit in our food, that would be the time.

I was travelling through South Dakota and sent a postcard to my 6 year old daughter.

She returned a note saying that she thought it was very beautiful but why did I call that place "bad"?

Hopefully this won't offend any Christians as it didn't me:

My brother-in-law is a tried and true athiest. He always called the sickly kittens and puppies on the farm after biblical characters...mary, joseph, moses so that the kids would take special care of them.

One day my daughter(3) went down to the barn to do her chores which was "to look affer du puppies and titties."

A little while later, she came screaming up to the barn yelling..."Mommy Mommy!" Baby Jesus is dead in the gutter!!"

I remember getting drunk on champaign on new years eve and puking and then some guy tried to kiss me after! ewww I was like dude i just threw up and he gave me a mint and still wanted a kiss! ewwwwwww but funny now, the sicko.

My best memory is my boyfriend(now husband) proposing to me at sunset on a beach in Crete. Who said romance is dead? I took a photo of him after and the sunlight was shining through his legs. I called it his 'Golden Bollocks' moment...lol!

oh god i have so many, just to choose one, i'll have to keep coming back here to keep posting more. but the one right off the top of my head, is when i was having my son.

he was having trouble coming out so they cut me. they realized the cord was wrapped around his neck, so they used the vacume thing on his head to get him out faster. there was a loud pop, and i started screaming, cause i saw blood fly everywhere, even on my sister dressy white shirt. i started screaming and crying cause i thought his head popped off. lol i can't beleive i even thought that, but i sure sounded like it and scared me to death. he came out just fine, but still i told the nurses the next day and they laughed at me as much as i was laughing.

i'll come up with another one later
daisy

About 15 years ago, I was completely trashed at a party and I hopped on a exercise bike and high heels and a mini-skirt. I leaned way forward on the bike and it tilted over and down I went face down. I knocked myself out for a good minute or so and my skirt was around my waist. People tell me that hey were laughing so hard, that no one could get up and check on me. I was the one that lifted the bike off of myself!