Bipolar Disorder Support Group
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Mine...Scrooged with Bill Murray. "The bitch hit me with a toaster". Can't get more Christmas than lines like that.
Carol Kane.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Close your eyes...! And think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...
[She notices Frank peeking and goes to jab his eys with two fingers]
Ghost of Christmas Present: Nooooo peeking!
[Frank blocks the jab and closes his eyes]
Ghost of Christmas Present: Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!
[She punches Frank]
Frank Cross: My jaw!
Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes the truth is painful, Frank.
[She slaps his face]
Ghost of Christmas Present: But it's made your cheeks rosy and your eyes bright!
Frank Cross: If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?
Ok so what are some of your favorites?
Carol Kane.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Close your eyes...! And think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...
[She notices Frank peeking and goes to jab his eys with two fingers]
Ghost of Christmas Present: Nooooo peeking!
[Frank blocks the jab and closes his eyes]
Ghost of Christmas Present: Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!
[She punches Frank]
Frank Cross: My jaw!
Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes the truth is painful, Frank.
[She slaps his face]
Ghost of Christmas Present: But it's made your cheeks rosy and your eyes bright!
Frank Cross: If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?
Ok so what are some of your favorites?
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Due to my increased paranoia, anxiety, and a panic attack over the weekend, my psychiatrist has put me back in a full dose of Zyprexa until further notice. Every time I think I'm getting ahead something happens and it's back to square one. I knew he was gonna do this but I can't help feeling disappointed. It is what it is.
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Well, good morning to you!Today is National Roller Coaster Day. Are any of you going?It's also National Tell-A-Joke Day! Come up with some and share!I'm not bright with jokes these days, but I'll start:"Today I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...I'll let you know." :D
Charlie Browns Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Polar Express
and my new favorite dark comedy
Bad Santa : )
Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Cracking myself up tonight. Sorry.
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
Charlie Arglist: Christmas Eve. Ho ho fucking ho!
Pete Van Heuten: Yo-ho-ho, mofo!
Sidney the bartender on the phone ----
Sidney: No no no. Shut-up you toothless old whore!
[fight breaks out]
Sidney: Ah shit, Mom I gotta go.
Ed Grimley, LOL!!!!
"Aw, this is the best, I must say!!!!"
Silent Night
Elf
Frosty
Charlie Browns Christmas
Christmas Vacation
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Little Drummer Boy
Carla beat me to it...I was going to be so funny and say
Die Hard..yippie ki ya mother fucker
Bad Santa,,nasty funny !
:)
A Christmas Carol
White Christmas
A Christmas Story (your gonna shoot your eye out kid)
Home Alone
Louis Winthorpe III pinning Billy Ray Valentine down on the floor and attempting to strangle him!!
Billy Ray Valentine saying in a choked voice :
"It .... was .... the .... Dukes!!!
LOL!!!!!!
It .... was .... the .... Dukes!!!"