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A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a
jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and
the other is in your oatmeal
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a
jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and
the other is in your oatmeal
My crazy funny bunch is back! :}
But that's okay. There's always a fresh audience coming along!!!
Here's another 'old' classic!!! (Forgive me if it's sitting on the board right now. I haven't read anything but this yet.)
On the grounds of a nursing home, two residents, a very old gent and a little,old lady sat on a bench.
'Hey!' says the little, old lady. 'I bet you 5 bucks that I can guess how old you are!'
'Ha!' scoffs the old man. 'You're on!'
The little, old lady reaches over, unzips his pants, slips her hand in the opening and fumbles around for a few minutes, and then removes her hand.
'You're 84!' she announces!!!
'Why, that's RIGHT!' said the old man, in surprise!! 'How did you know that!!!?'
'You told me yesterday!' said the little old lady!