Oh yes lmfao how could I forget this one. . . Soss got these pink (of course they were pink) slippers with strings hanging off the bottom that you slide around on your floor and they dust for you

In return for her being the true Queen of Dork she will be recieiving before I die a crown from BK decorated with glitter (not made of her own pee) and little dollar store jewels - she will never be allowed to sell or destroy it and must wear the dam thing on my birthday and the anniversary of my death

back in for lunch break............i miss my brain....if someone finds it please return it to me, i know i have one and have proof as the ER did a cat scan..........i am sure one of my cats would have gladly volunteered to do it for free, oh well.....LOL
andrea

1400 WOOHOO

Yes I am truly a dork..what can I say.

This is not news as proven by your walmart purchase today

*runs* falls and just lays there as perhaps ambulance will happen by


Andrea you dont need a brain hun the rest of us have survived for years with out one

Speaking of which Ms Soss why did I get flipped off while we were in the drive thru line at Sonic?

I didn't flip you off?? Did I?? I don't remember doing it..I told you last night you were delusional.

i'm so glad i don't need a brain as i'm sure mine is lost in this mess at my desk or the worse mess at my house
wondering why i have this weird craving for milk and tuna.............maybe i am channeling the dead cat.............i'll know for sure if i start to hiss at all the other cats and have a strange desire to chase mice and play chicken with cars...............maybe that is why i am so dumb today
love and hugs
andrea

I have never had a brain as you can tell by my postings..what is left is some strange mushy thing..that only things of off the wall things

i'm pretty sure i used to have one, but it hasn't functioned properly in years
andrea

Straighting out the facts here

1. I am not delusional you are - I told you this last nght not the other
way around quit lying to these nice people
2. Between the time you ordered and the time we got to the window
you most certainly did flip me off

Skips over the reason you flipped me off as that seriously doesnt matter

oh I thought it was the other way around..I can't remember things...like I said I don't have a brain...

*sings if I only had a brain*

You can have mine, Andrea. Beware, though, as it comes preprogrammed with racing thoughts that won't quit at night.

That's the only reason I know I have one, actually.

Kitchen is clean, so I can relax.

Good Amanda you can come clean mine.

Soss, I might actually do it, considering how disgusting mine was.

The fired housebitch is offended. . . but lol since its Amanda will becoming unoffended as knows the condition of Soss's kitchen right now

LOL@I thought it was the other way around see your ass is delusional

It is the worst shape it is has been in a very long time...the whole house is..there are clothes everywhere..the cat keeps looking at me saying why do you hate me? She hates when the house is a mess.