They will be midget pumpkins and probably taste like general Tso chicken.

LMFAO I can get the midget ones in the states no these are the real deal just trying to figure out if some other country has them cheaper . . . .

I choked on my dew on that one

Its quite simple A MS Thing is attempting quite heavily into guilting me into the hospital hence prolonging my life GROANS and she now says we skipped over Halloween this year - we forgot to carve pumpkins so I have to stick it out once again - we had all the dam holidays covered but yes we spaced that one. So my solution is to have the dam things flown in and we will carve them in January or beginning of Feb (will let her have a few weeks) and then we have managed to get all the lovely little lasts in and no more guilt and I can check on out with a relatively clear conscious

I am pushing for a least March for St. Patty's day...by then the weather should be better and she will breath some fresh spring air and find someone to have sex with in the warm spring air and want to stick around the summer...OOOO I just remembered..we didn't watch fireworks together on the 4th either.

Oh I can find fucking fire works, green beer is easy to make please you are stretching it now and um no comment on the sex issues seriously here *giggles*

I am hungry we need to fix that issue tonight - just saying

It is illegal to shoot off fireworks in the state of KY unless it is 4th of July

LOL um have you met me ? Do I need to bitch slap you a few times? Please here this aint Mother Theresa masquerading as your best friend this is ME and um illegal only matters if you get caught - we leave enough money with J for bail problem solved

Nope I don't trust you to shoot off fireworks..you would catch us both of fire and blow up the car

LOL um firing them off is not rocket science - we get the bottle rockets we down a bottle of rum (which will make it more intersting) plop said bottle rocket in - actually mich light bottle might work better *giggles* light the fuse (which is on the outside of bottle) point to the sky let her fly and then go oh HOLY FUCK isnt it pecial 4th of July done in the dead of winter redneck style and one more holiday out of the way

DOn't worry I am always rigth and always get my way...so you WILL be here (I TDD you) come 4th of July

Again quality over quantity and the dog dares DO NOT count in matters involving life or lack there of . . . Yes I am claiming the rules on this one and tough shit girly aint nothing you can do about it

You got me to agree to February - or the middle of it at least and this many years into it you should know as much as I hate December Feb is my worst so be happy with what you got me to agree too and hush now woman . . . . .

Have you by chance read the paper - yes I mean the one that is put out in town. Was curious to know why the electric plant board seems to be invading my street today - I noticed someone had played around with my outside electric box was thinking it was stalker boy but now wondering if it wasn't them

They are putting fiber optics in through the whole town..remember guy who was working 911 that was part of it. In Feb they will be offering high speed internet and HD cable.

LOL@911 dude Wow seriously well they are mucking with my connection TODAY so they need to get on and get done with my street lol


And that WOOT was short lived - it was flagged but hey give it about 90 minutes and I will retry . . . .Nothing gonna break my stride (sung in Oompa Loompa voice )

i wish i was ther with you guys, i am so fucking depressed right now, i just want to curl up in my bed and sleep for a year

And my good mood just took a serious crash and burn. . . I'll be a son of a bitch. . . My food stamp card which gets filled tomorrow has gone to FL on an emergency well now isn't this a fine mess

LOL disregard that entire comment - I need to learn how to read better

Never mind was false alarm