Oh then guess you dont want to hear that I have antenae and am green and purple

Knocks QU and Soss's heads together

Stalkers are NOT a compliment in any way shape or form of the word

Unless you want to be stalked by someone and you know that someone...it is a cat and mouse game.

I wonder why my parents use toilet paper that feels so rough. It's like hey dad I just sanded the pool deck with a roll of your toilet paper. Do they sell a complimentary tube of preparation H with a six pack of Scots or what?

Its called John Wayne Toilet Paper. Rough and Tough and don't take shit off nobody.

well they should rename it to "Wipe Your A$$ and bleed from your anus" toilet paper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAmy9mZNbA

Something like this perhaps?

That would hurt. . . Vag is hurting just thinking about it

I am out of here. Going to crash now. Am finally tired enough to sleep with out laying there tossing and turning.

Love to ALL! Night!

Love ya Soss night night

I have a couple of cups of coffee..then wait for the coffee to "kick in"

Hey dd good morning and nice to see you :0


Mrning all

I guess I am still intrigued about your underwire. Oh well, I think about lots of crazy things all the time. I tell my wife Everything Is a trigger. I can be driving down the road and be listing to the radio and one word can spark a memory from 20 or 30 years ago and I will scream in the car and us all kinds of bad language. Boy that is fun. One time I got one of those emails with the funny pictures in it that friends send around. There was a picture of a Pizza that had been dropped face down on the floor. By bran instantly recalled a provisory forgotten memory of my acdently droping a friends pizza at work on lunch break 20 years ago and almost started crying but I was muttering bad things under by breath about myself.

Welcome Steve to not only the BP board and DS but to the wonderful Every Morning post . . . hope you come and see us often :)

Good Morning Everybody!

Thank god its Friday that is all I have to say.