Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband can perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do, said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.
That evening his wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens. Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" "Ralph, for the FIFTH time ..... CHICKEN!
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Nurse Ratchet finally gave in and I got what I wanted last night - the toradol and the phynegrin - Not my fault they give the Topomax all in one dose in the morning instead of splitting it up into two like its supposed to be now is it. Then she proceeded to be a bitch gee imagine that.
The steroids are not reacting well or I am not reacting well to them whichever the case maybe I seriously HATE them gee imagine that but they of course have helped as oxygen level is now back up over 90 and drum roll here I have gained 2 lbs and am now over 90 in that area too YAY me
Am here barely this morning.
Steroids making my bouncy ass even more bouncy
the sea hag of death
ok finally IV is unkinked so smoke should happen by 10 am hee hee found someone that bummed me a menthol - first one since friday :)
Today is SVU marathon day bigger :)
I wanna go dance on the tables wearing a freakishly large blow up penis named winky.