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Last night I informed my Mother that Chuck Norris is well known for being a bad ass. She couldn't understand why. I tried to explain that there are hundreds of jokes about how tough Chuck Norris is. Here's a few...share if you know any!
Chuck Norris doesn't have a face under his beard...just another fist.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a truck's gas tank as a practical joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris once had a fight with Superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.
There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Any others?? SHARE!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't have a face under his beard...just another fist.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a truck's gas tank as a practical joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris once had a fight with Superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.
There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Any others?? SHARE!!!!
I never knew until now that there WERE a lot of Chuck Norris jokes out there or that they were kind of like a 'fad'!!!!!
Oh, well. Better late than never!!!!!
I chose this from a whole bunch of website finds:
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
LOLOL!!!! I always knew he was tough, but I didn't know he had a cult following!!
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.
TNT was originally invented by Chuck Norris to treat indigestion.
Chuck Norris drinks 10 Red Bulls to take a 30 minute nap.
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it b/c no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
There are so many of them!!!
Chuck Norris made the ShamWow guy shut up.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Good one, Crraaazzzzyyyy!!!!!!! That's got to be the winner!!!!!!