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Good morning to All..
It's early Sunday morning here. Bloody cold but I can't wait for the day ahead. A couple of jokes to kickstart the day there older than I am and that's old "21' wait that's 21 three times well almost. I hope everyone has or has had a good day.
Live Well Love Much, Laugh Often.
God Bless...
Lionel
Three chuckles
GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "SPEED TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realise what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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Two guys from Redfern are fishing
and shooting the breeze when Larry says,
"I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't
spoken to me in over two months."
Cotton, his sponsor, wisely accesses the situation and says,
"You better think it over - Women like that are hard to find."
It's early Sunday morning here. Bloody cold but I can't wait for the day ahead. A couple of jokes to kickstart the day there older than I am and that's old "21' wait that's 21 three times well almost. I hope everyone has or has had a good day.
Live Well Love Much, Laugh Often.
God Bless...
Lionel
Three chuckles
GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "SPEED TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realise what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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Two guys from Redfern are fishing
and shooting the breeze when Larry says,
"I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't
spoken to me in over two months."
Cotton, his sponsor, wisely accesses the situation and says,
"You better think it over - Women like that are hard to find."
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
Yeah, he ran around shouting : THERE IS NO DOG!