A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Wedding Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Where do rabbits go when they get married?
On their bunnymoon.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
The bride said, "My little plum."
The groom said, "My little peach."
The minister said, "I now pronounce you fruit salad."

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Some little girls were playing 'wedding' with their dolls. They had a couple of bridesmaides, a bride, and a maid of honor. The older sister of one of the girls happened by and asked, "What about the groom?" One child replied, "We don't need a groom - this is just a small wedding."

Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Women often weep at weddings, whereas my own instinct is to laugh uproariously and encourage the bride and groom...The sight of people getting married exhilarates me; I think that they are doing a fine thing, and I admire them for it."

-Robert Davies: "The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks" (1949)

Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair comb.
Hair comb who?
Hair combs the bride, all dressed in white...

Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
More 'Wedding Humor' to come shortly...
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those are funny...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
When do ducks get married?
On their webbing day. (webbed feet)

Duck Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4696925

Spiders also marry on their webbing day.

Spider Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7245403
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Did you hear about the two kangaroos that met, married, and lived hoppily ever after?

Kangaroo Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5609975
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What did the French fry give his girlfriend when they got engaged?
An onion ring.

Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two hippies were getting married. Both the bride and the groom had long hair. After pronouncing them husband and wife, the minister said, "Will one of you please kiss the bride?"

'Hippie And Slacker Humor' is being considered...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Under this window in stormy weather
I marry this man and woman together;
Let none but Him who rules the thunder
Put this man and woman asunder.

-Jonathan Swift

Epigrams
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10537784
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:) :) :)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Why did the little boy roar as he walked down the aisle in the wedding procession?
Answer: He was the ring bear.

Bear Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5258067
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two hippies were getting married. Both the bride and the groom had long hair. After pronouncing them husband and wife, the minister said, "Will one of you please kiss the bride?"

Hippy And Slacker Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12472373