A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What are spiders' webs good for?
Spiders.
Who saw Little Miss Muffet eating her curds and whey?
It was a spider that spied her!
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Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her.
And since she was still hungry,
she at the spider, too.
-Bruce Lansky
Spiders.
Who saw Little Miss Muffet eating her curds and whey?
It was a spider that spied her!
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Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her.
And since she was still hungry,
she at the spider, too.
-Bruce Lansky
Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/discussions/messages/5001707
Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707
'Superhero Humor' is in the planning stages now! Stay tuned to your Bat Channel!
Spider Jill: It's too costly. We'll just have to let them go barefoot.
Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017
If each spider has eight legs, there would be 10 million spider legs on that field - that's a lot of legs!
Math Problems (Funny 1's)
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097
Newlywebs.
Wedding Humor will be arriving shortly...
The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout.
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain.
So the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again!
-Author Unknown
Whatever it is, when it crawls across the ceiling, you'd better get out of there fast, before the ceiling caves in!
Elephant Humor
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Reminds me of a comic that was taped to the outside of one of my high school history teacher's door. It was one of those "Far Side" comics; two spiders had built a web at the end of a slide and one of them was telling the other, "If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings."