Question: Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
Answer: Because they never learned good table manners!

Etiquette And Manners Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8508985

Question: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Answer: Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

Question: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow!

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761

One day a turkey tried out for the baseball league. Figuring he had nothing to lose, the team owner gave the bird a chance. Almost immediately, he knew the turkey was red hot. The bird hit home run after home run, ran the bases, and proved to be a great outfielder as well. “Here’s the deal,” said the owner to the turkey, “I’ll draw up a contract for five million dollars. What do you say?” “Agreed,” replied the turkey, “with one condition.” “What’s that?” “I get to play through November.”

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862

Question: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer: Because he had heard Thanksgiving was around the corner!

Thanksgiving Day Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5288859

Question: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Answer: Because they use such fowl language.

Question: What sound does a space turkey make?
Answer: Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Ha! Hubble, hubble, hubble! Thank you, BahamaSun!