A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Etiquette And Manners Humor

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"I don't recall your name, but your manners are familiar."

-Oliver Herford
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"Soup should be seen and not heard."

-Author Unknown

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Beaumont
A boy who was terribly rude
Found his trouble: a bad attitude.
He pulled thorns from it side,
Smoothed its raw, ruffled hide,
Cut its claws, and his life was renewed.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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Beaumont
Politeness is an inexpensive way of making friends.

'Friendship Humor' is now being planned...
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elbows.
Elbows who?
Elbows off the table, please!

Knock-Knock Jokes
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Beaumont
Table Talk

Said Madam Goose to Mister Pig:
"My friend, I really feel
You should be told you eat too much -
Your manners aren't genteel."

Said Mister Pig: "Your kind advice
Is really of no use -
A Pig's a Pig, you know, my dear,
And not a Perfect Goose."

-Elizabeth Moody

Pig Humor
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Beaumont
Manners are the happy ways of doing things.

Happy Thoughts
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Beaumont
"The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones."

-Wendell Wilkie

'Human Nature Humor' is now being put together.
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Beaumont
"Courtesy Is Contagious."
-Motto

Doctor Humor
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Beaumont
Courtesy opens every gate and doesn't cost a cent.

Money Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Nothing costs so little and goes so far as courtesy.
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Beaumont
Nine-year-old Jeremy Redstone: "I have good manners. I say good night and good morning and hello and goodbye and please and thank you and you are welcome, and when I see anything dead lying around the house, I bury it."
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Beaumont
A bird in the hand...is bad table manners.

Bird Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There was a young lady from Cork
Who went at her soup with a fork.
When her parents looked pained,
She proudly explained,
"That's the way they eat soup in New York.

-Ogden Nash

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Too Polite

Broad met Stout
At the gate, and each
Was too polite to brush past.
"After you!" said Broad.
"After you!" said Stout.
They got in a dither
And went through together
And both
stuck
fast.

-Ian Serraillier

Poetry Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I am a little thing with a big meaning.
I help everyone.
I unlock doors, open hearts, banish prejudice;
I create friendship and good will.
I inspire respect and admiration.
I violate no law.
I cost nothing. Many have praised me; none have condemned me.
I am pleasing to those of high and low degree.
I am useful every moment.
I am courtesy.

-Author Unknown

Smile Lines
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