“Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.”

-Author Unknown

“There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.”

-Bernard-Paul Heroux

Words Heal
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The Tea Party

I had a little tea party
This afternoon at three.
'Twas very small-
Three guest in all-
Just I, myself and me.
Myself ate all the sandwiches,
While I drank up the tea;
'Twas also I who ate the pie
And passed the cake to me.

-Jessica Nelson North

Poetry Humor
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“There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.”

-Henry James: “The Portrait of a Lady”

"Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings!"

-Author Unknown

I’m a Little Teapot

I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle (place left/right hand on hip)
Here is my spout (bend opposite arm at elbow and wrist pointing out sideways to make a spout)
When I get all steamed up
Here I shout:
Just tip me over and pour me out!(bend over sideways towards the spout)

-Author Unknown

Lyrics
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You know you are living in 2011 when:
1.. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaure with real cards in years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.'
4. You e-mail and text the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with family and friends is they don't have e-mail.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell to see if anyone is home to help with the groceries.
7. Every commercial on TV has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone which you didn't even have 30 years ago.
9. You get up in the morning and get on line while your coffee is brewing.
10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing because you know it's true.

Who is the teapot's favorite actress?
Tea Leoni.

What is a baby teapots favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.

What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?
Don't teas

Why did the tea get away?
Because it was loose.

What does the tea do when it moves to LA?
It has its bags removed.

;-)

Boston Tea Party
In seventeen seventy-three,
There arrived a large shipment of tea.
But the Yankees deep-sixed it,
The tea-tax, they nixed it,
And now we enjoy liber-tea!

-Author Unknown

History Humor
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Tea Time. I worked a most stressful job at a huge computer company, and they kept trying to make me into them. No smiles or hellos in the elevator. Go fast, fast, fast or you won't be doing enough. So, my office mate and a friend decided, "Poo on you," and we took tea time every day. I started taking breaks and walking outside by the ponds. Tea is a wonderful excuse to take a break in life. And taking a break from hectic life is a wonderful way to keep yourself in tact.

:-)

“Do you want an adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first?”

-James Matthew Barrie: “Peter Pan”

Peter Pan Humor
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