A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
I don't really know that many jokes, but I always get an eye roll from Hubby for these:
Do you know why elephants paint their toe nails, red, brown, green, orange, and red? So they can hide in a M&M package. Have you ever seen an elephant in an M&M package? Works don't it
Do you know how an elephant gets up a tree? He sits on a nut and waits for a squirrel to carry him up.
Now you know why my husban rolls his eyes!
Do you know why elephants paint their toe nails, red, brown, green, orange, and red? So they can hide in a M&M package. Have you ever seen an elephant in an M&M package? Works don't it
Do you know how an elephant gets up a tree? He sits on a nut and waits for a squirrel to carry him up.
Now you know why my husban rolls his eyes!
Got more?
Try this one on hubby: Open a can of soft drink, let's say for example, Diet Pepsi, and tell him that drinking Diet Pepsi keeps elephants away. If he says he doubts you, just ask him to look around and find any elephants! : - )
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These jokes are huge! If you know more elephant jokes, please add them below.
actually it will be an elephant joke
How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbult?? None, because ducks don't have handlebars.
Told ya.