A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
•There have been huge riots in England the past couple of days. People are fighting, throwing rocks, smashing windows. And they're doing it the hard way, without a soccer game
Here's a one-liner for everyone:
They say that pessimists see the cup as half empty, and optimists as half full
My team haven't even seen the cup !
source: http://www.soccerjokes.com/one_liners/index.shtml
(Note: To get this joke, you need to understand that in pretty much every nation that has a domestic league, there is usually a major ongoing cup knockout tournament during the season involving sides from across all divisions. Example: The FA Cup in England.)
You can recall the names of all of the players who have played in winning World Cup teams, but can't remember your best friends name.
http://www.soccerjokes.com/soccer_fans/you_know_soccer.shtml