Why did the snail cross the road?
I don't know, but I'll let you know when it gets here.

Road Crossing Humor
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There was a snail named Sam who wanted to be a Formula One racecar driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, “Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because we are out of numbers.” Sam the Snail was okay about this so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back . . . but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won! As the spectators saw Sam speed past them, they yelled “Wow! Look at that S-car go!” (escargot)

Pun Humor
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Fun Fact: When you feel that the motorist ahead of you is proceeding at a snail’s pace, check your speedometer. A snail’s pace, according to the University of Maryland’s scientists, is 0.000363005 miles per hour.

Fun Facts And Trivia
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The Snail’s Dream
A snail, who had a way, it seems,
Of dreaming very curious dreams,
Once dreamed he was – you’ll never guess! –
The Lightning Limited Express!

-Oliver Hereford

Train Humor
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“The snail does the holy will of God slowly.”

-G. K. Chesterton

Christian Humor
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“The snail does the holy will of God slowly.”

-G. K. Chesterton

Christian Humor
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When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I
really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

Doctor Humor
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Question: I am found in the sea and on land, but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot, but I am toeless. What am I?
Answer: A snail.

Riddles
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s car go eh I like that