What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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A Girl Scout sold me some cookies,
With a ferver that knew no bounds.
She gained herself a merit badge,
I gained myself - five pounds!

-Author Unknown

Diet And Exercise Humor
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How do Boy Scout whales start fires?
They rub two fish sticks together.

Food Humor
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The young daughter of William Howard Taft III was assigned to write a short autobiography, as was each child at the start of a new grade. Here's what she wrote: My great-grandfather was President of the United States. My grandfather, Robert AlphonsoTaft, was a Senator from Ohio. My father is ambassador to Ireland. I am a Brownie.

A Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, "Why are you so late?" "Oh," said one boy, "we were helping an old man cross the street." "That's a nice thing for Scouts to do," said the mother. She paused. "But it shouldn't make you half an hour late." "Well, you see," said another boy, "he didn't want to go."

Road Crossing Humor
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Why did the Boy Scout squirrel bring home a box of rope?
He was storing up knots for the winter.

Chipmunk And Squirrel Humor
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Why was the Libertarian kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
He tried to start a campfire by causing friction between a Democrat and a Republican.

Politics Humor
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
An elephant that helps old ladies cross the street.

Elephant Humor
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
An elephant that helps old ladies cross the street.

Elephant Humor
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Intense: Where Scouts sleep.

Definition Humor
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Some Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid getting bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs (fire-flies) and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights."

Bug Humor
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10Reasons To Buy Girl Scount Cookies

10. There's a flavor for every day of the week.
9. Crumbled in ice cream they make a great dessert.
8. If you buy too many you can use them to make earrings.
7. It's a great reason to buy a freezer.
6. No pre-heating necessary.
5. You can only buy them once a year.
4. They come in a handy single serving size - one box.
3. They're great to share with a friend - NOT!!
2. If you buy something for a good cause it has no calories.
1. You are helping girls all over the world to learn new skills and gain self esteem through the Girl Scout program.

“When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.”

-Steven Wright

Steven Wright Humor
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Intense: Where Scouts sleep.

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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