A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Customer: Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, without cream, please.
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
IHOP
(it's ok to moan about this one)
Waiter: It's no use, sir. He can't eat it either.
Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it!
Don't be silly; dead flies can't swim!
Yes, it's the heat that kills them.
Server: Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of flies today.
Server: Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of flies today.
Waitperson: Then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter: Yes, ma'am.
Customer: Well, then, hop along to the kitchen and get me a burger!
brought over the check, and Mr. Dash fumbled around in his pockets, looking for money.
"That's strange,"he said. "I seem to have left my money at home. I'm afraid you'll have to let me owe it to you."
"Oh, its perfectly alright," said the waiter."I'll just have to write your name on the wall over there, and the amount that you owe."
"Oh, dont do that!" said Mr. Dash. "Everyone will see it!" "No they wont," said the waiter, "because your overcoat will be hanging right over it."
Waiter: Two more, and we'll beat the world record!
Waitress: Because things go better with croak.
Where you go if you need a pancreas transplant? The INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCREAS