An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave it a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”

Chipmunk And Squirrel Humor
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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?” The lady confirmed, “Yes.” “Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing.”

Housekeeping Humor
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Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one if it hops right to it.

Light Bulb Changing Humor
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How do you catch a rabbit?
In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Q: How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
A: It was won by a hare - okay, by a hair!

Turtle Humor
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"Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter..."

"You may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor."

-Beatrix Potter: "Tale of Peter Rabbit" (1902)

Q: What kind of books do rabbits read?
A: Ones with hoppy endings.

Book Humor
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Scouting And Youth Organizations Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11601076

How do you comb a rabbit?
With a harebrush.

Barber And Hairstylist Humor
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Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?
A: A receding hare line!

Baldness And Wig Humor
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Why is a rabbit's nose always shiny?
Because her powder puff is on the wrong end.

Appearances And Looks Humor
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

How can you say 'rabbit' without using the letter 'r'?
"Bunny".

Riddles
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"If you run after two rabbits, you won't catch either one."

-Armenian proverb

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567