A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
"People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any act of Parliament."
A. P. Herbert, British politician
A. P. Herbert, British politician
One cuts grass and the other smokes it (but doesn't inhale).
The politician is my shepherd...I am in want;
He maketh me to lie down on park benches;
He leadeth me beside still factories;
He disturbeth my soul.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow
of depression and recession,
I anticipate no recovery, for he is with me.
He prepareth a reduction in my salary in the
presence of my enemies;
He anointeth my small income with great taxes;
My expenses runneth over.
Surely unemployment and poverty shall follow me
all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a mortgaged house forever.
-Author Unknown
Food Humor
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-Charles de Gaulle
-29 have been accused of spousal abuse
-7 have been arrested for fraud
-19 have been accused of writing bad checks
-117 have bankrupted at least two businesses each
-3 have been arrested for assault
-71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
-14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
-8 have been arrested for shoplifting
-21 are current defendants in lawsuits
-In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
-An undisclosed number are using prescription for drugs various mental disorders
Yes, you guessed it! It's the 535 members of the United States Congress, the same group of criminals and crazies who crank out thousands of new laws and regulations each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Now who's going to arrest and institutionalize these Congress-critters?
Law Enforcement Humor
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Daffynition And Definition Humor
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Daffynition And Definition Humor
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Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to The President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
"Why are you crying?" the politician asked.
"My dad died," the boy replied.
"That's terrible, when did it happen?"
"Five years ago," the boy said.
"Five years ago? And you are still this upset?"
"It's not that," the boy said. "It's just that my dad voted today, but he didn't come to see me."
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy".
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?"
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a lifeline.