Why did Captain Hook have trouble telling time?
His second hand kept falling off.

Time Humor
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A man went to the employment office looking for work. He was told that he could have the part of Long John Silver in a new film version of 'Treasure Island.' "That's marvelous!" said the man. "How much will I be paid?" "Ten thousand dollars a week," was the reply. "Great!" said the man. "So do I start acting on Monday?" "Oh, no," said the clerk. "On Monday you're having your leg amputated."

Anatomy Humor
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A pirate who hailed from Nertskinski
Became so exceedingly thinski
That while cleaning his gun,
When the day’s fight was done,
He looked down the bore and fell inski.

-Lewis Carroll

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084

Ted: Have you heard about the latest pirate movie?
Ned: They say it's rated "Arrgh!"

Theater And Thespian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10493402

Fun Fact: A popular image of pirates is that they made people walk along a plank until they fell into the sea, to be eaten by sharks. This isn’t true. Author James Matthew Barrie made it up for his book, “Peter Pan.”

Peter Pan Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/14137049

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced for earrings?
A buckaneer!

Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856

What goes 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede pirate with a wooden leg.

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

Knock, scratch.
Who's there?
Captain Hook!

Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809

Do you know any pirate jokes? Riddles? Poems?

These jokes are good, Beaumont...thanks for the laughs.