He: Can you see alright?
She: Yes.
He: You're not sitting in a draft?
She: No.
He: Comfortable?
She: Yes, fine.
He: Want to trade seats?

'Dating Humor' is under construction.

thespian: actor

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

A large, hand-lettered sign hanging on the wall of Stage 5 at Paramount Studios, from around 1940, read: Please Don't Feed The Actors.

More 'Sign Humor' coming soon.

Jay: Have you tried the new Hollywood citrus soda with half the calories of regular soda?
Ray: What's it called?
Jay: Lime Lite. (limelight)

Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090

Jenny: The other day I sat through a terrible movie.
Jenna: Why didn't you walk out?
Jenny: I wanted to, but the flight attendant wouldn't give me a parachute.

Aircraft And Flight Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10304126

Charlie Chaplin once attended a contest to see who could do the best Charlie Chaplin imitation. Dozens of contestants, all wearing the battered black hat and baggy suit and carrying the trademark cane, got up and did their best to copy the famous walk and two or three of the movements that had made Chaplin known throughout the world. Without identifying himself, Mr. Chaplain got up on the stage and did his routine. He came in third place in the contest.

An actor was testifying in a criminal case. To the lawyer who was cross-examining him he said, "I am the greatest living actor of all time." "What?" said the lawyer. "How can you make such a statement!" "Well, " said the actor, "I am under oath, and I don't want to commit perjury."

perjury: lying under oath in a courtroom or in a legal proceeding

Law And Lawyer Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9564897

One of the great American film directors was John Huston (1906-1987), whose films included "The Maltese Falcon" (1941), "Moby Dick" (1956), and "Annie" (1982). But perhaps the toughest assignment he ever had was the modestly titled film "The Bible" (1966). He found the 'Creation' and 'Ark' sections especially challenging. When a friend asked him how things were going, he replied, "I don't know how God managed. I'm having a terrible time."

Christian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4171195

"One of my chief regrets during my years in the theater is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch me."
-John Barrymore

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

"You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves."
-Michael Wilding

'Human Nature Humor' is being looked into.

How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to see a horror movie!

Horror Stories
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3170741

"The actor is not quite a human being, but then, who is?"
-George Bernard Shaw

Cheryl: What was the worst part of the horror movie?
Ethyl: When I ran out of popcorn.

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

"He can't act. He can't sing. He's bald. He can dance a little."
-movie executive commenting about Fred Astaire's screen test in 1929

Music Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046

'Dance Humor' and 'Baldness Humor' are being researched.

A newspaper sent a telegram to Cary Grant on his birthday: How old Cary Grant? The imperturbable actor replied: Old Cary Grant fine! How you?

imperturbable: calm and steady

'Birthday Humor' is coming up!