A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Phyllis Diller Humor

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Beaumont
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

-Phyllis Diller
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”

-Phyllis Diller

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

-Phyllis Diller

Parenting Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8683501
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.”

-Phyllis Diller
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Beaumont
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

-Phyllis Diller

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642
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Beaumont
“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.”

-Phyllis Diller
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”

-Phyllis Diller
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

-Phyllis Diller
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Beaumont
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

-Phyllis Diller

Marriage Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8493782
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”

-Phyllis Diller

Cooking And Recipe Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8776238
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”

-Phyllis Diller

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”

-Phyllis Diller

Aging And Maturing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10355417
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

-Phyllis Diller

Childhood And Parenting Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13709387
BahamaSun
BahamaSun
"Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards."

- Phyllis Diller
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BahamaSun
“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”

Phyllis Diller
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BahamaSun
“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”

Phyllis Diller