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Newspaper And Headline Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"The mission of a modern newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."

-Author Unknown
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Beaumont
When Eugene Field was a newspaper reporter in Chicago, he wrote in his column, "Half the aldermen in the city are crooks." The mayor demanded a retraction, so the next day Field wrote, "Half the aldermen in the city are not crooks.

Law Enforcement Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
When Eugene Field was a newspaper reporter in Chicago, he wrote in his column, "Half the aldermen in the city are crooks." The mayor demanded a retraction, so the next day Field wrote, "Half the aldermen in the city are not crooks."

Law Enforcement Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Newspaper And Headline Humor: “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”

-David Letterman

Math Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Newspaper And Headline Humor: “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”

-David Letterman

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097
JourneymanProject1
JourneymanProject1
From Headinehumor.com, a few headlines that will leave you scratching your head:

SUN OR RAIN EXPECTED TODAY, DARK TONIGHT (that would just about cover it, I would think...)

YANKEES TAKE A WALK TO TIE STORE (this one was found on an MLB website during an interleague game against Florida a few years ago.)

SOAP AND WATER STILL CLEANS WELL (Really?)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two editors of rival local newspapers did not get along and used their newspapers to do battle. "The editor of the 'Daily Express' is mean enough to steal the swill from a blind hog," wrote the editor of the 'Daily Post'. The next day the following appeared in the 'Daily Express': "The editor of the 'Daily Post' knows that we never stole his swill."

Pig Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thank you, JourneymanProject1, for adding to 'Newspaper And Headline Humor'! :-)
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Beaumont
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

-Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Journalism is organized gossip."

-Edward Eggleston

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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