What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.

Riddles
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Never argue with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Wisdom
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"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."

-John B. Bogart

Dog Humor
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"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."

-John B. Bogart

Dog Humor
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AMUSING HEADLINES - READ ALL ABOUT IT!

MAN HELD IN MIAMI AFTER SHOOTING BEE
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE

"Name names!" the crusty old editor insisted to his young reporters. "No story is complete without the names of everyone involved." The youngest and newest member of his staff wrote the following news article on a local disaster: Three farms in our area were affected by the severe lightning storm that struck Tuesday night. Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Morrison reported a fire in one of their barns. Bernard Hewitt said several of his trees were knocked down by severe wind gusts. And Alfred Bosley reported that three of his cows were struck by lightning. Their names were Daisy, Bonnie, and Milky Way.

Cow Humor
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What is black and white and sleeps all day?
A snoozepaper.

Sleep And Dream Humor
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The cub reporter's first assignment was to stand outside on the sidewalk and interview people as they laughed all the way to the bank.

Money Humor
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Two editors on vacation meet on the beach.
First Editor: I say, are you burning from the sun?
Second Editor: No, I'm Smith from the Times.

More 'Vacation Humor' to come...

More Actual Newspaper Headlines

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Blame Flies As Talks Deadlock
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
School Testing Mushrooms
Nuns Forgive Break-In, Assault Suspect
Socks Lower In Tokyo
Man Booked For Wreckless Driving
Corporations Cashing In On The Year 200 Glitch
Jail Releases Upset Judges
Stolen Painting Found By Tree

What do you get when you cross a dog with a journalist?
A Rover reporting. (A Roving reporter)

"Headlines twice the size of events."

-John Galsworthy

'Dimension And Measurement Humor' is being planned...

Generally speaking, the press lives on disaster."

-Clement Attlee

Adversity And Perseverance Humor
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"Get it first, but first get it right."

-Seymour Berkson

"Well, all I know is what I read in the papers."

-Will Rogers

Will Rogers Humor
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