A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Mouse Humor

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Beaumont
If you are just barely squeaking by in life, chances are you might be a mouse!
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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear.
But only the wisest of cats would think to look there.

-Scott Love

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

Cat Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.
She was frightened, it must be allowed.
Then a happy thought hit her -
To scare off the critter,
She climbed down from her chair and meowed.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What's brown, has four legs, and weighs two pounds?
A fat mouse.

Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
City Mouse: I just got back from the Moon.
Country Mouse: Tell me, what is the Moon like?
City Mouse: The Moon is a great big ball of cheese!
Country Mouse: Why did you come back to Earth?
City Mouse: To get some crackers!

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

'Astronaut And Space Exploration Humor' is now under development...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"You are definately the puniest, most insignificant thing I have ever laid eyes on," said the elephant to the mouse. "Let me write that down," the mouse replied. "There's a flea I want to tell it to."

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

Elephant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4979106
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Are you a man or a mouse - squeak up!

'Puns' is now under development...
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Beaumont
What kind of shoes does Mickey Mouse wear?
Squeakers!

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Mice

I think mice
Are rather nice.

Their tales are long,
Their faces small,
They haven't any
Chins at all.
Their ears are pink,
Their teeth are white,
They run about
The house at night.
They nibble things
They shouldn't touch
And no one seems
To like them much.

But I think mice
Are nice.

-Rose Fyleman

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk."

-Laura Joffe Numeroff: "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" (1985)

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If there were three mice in a kitchen, which one would be a cowboy?
The one on the range.

Farm And Ranch Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5055080
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two mice went out walking when one fell into a river. What did the other mouse do?
Apply mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

Doctor Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5384088
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the mouse hire a maid?
She wanted her house to be squeaky-clean.

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughteclub/discussions/messages/7718642
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the mouse hire a maid?
She wanted her house to be squeaky-clean.

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
More rodent humor wanted! Please add yours. : - )
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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
3 mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one

BUT THE OTHER TWO GOT A WAY---

Ya KNOW how to brighten the day Beau!