"Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

-Josh Billings

What starts with 'e', ends with 'e', and contains one letter?
An envelope.

Riddles
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What two words have the most letters?
"Post office".

No matter how far you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

More punnerific puns in the planning...

What travels around the world while sitting in a corner?
A stamp.

Travel Humor
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"Neither Snow, Nor Rain, Nor Heat, Nor Gloom Of Night Stops These Couriers From The Swift Completion Of Their Appointed Rounds."

-Inscription on the General Post Office in New York City, New York (adapted from a quotation by Herodotus)

What is big and gray, has forty feet, and runs to the post office?
A herd of elephants in a stamp-ede.

Elephant Humor
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Post Office Clerk: This package is too heavy. You'll have to put another stamp on it.
Customer: And putting another stamp on it will make it lighter?

Have you heard about the romance at the post office?
A stamp is stuck on an envelope.

Valentine's Day Humor
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Have you heard about the new postage stamps?

-The Peanut Butter Stamp: It sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Food Humor
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-The Little Rascal Stamp: It deserves a good licking.

Parenting Humor
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-The Athlete Stamp: It's so sweaty that you don't have to lick it.

Athletics And Sports Humor
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-The Hermit Stamp: It sticks to itself.

Miscellaneous Humor
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-The Welder's Stamp: If you can't lick it, join it.

Work Humor
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-The Santa Claus Stamp: Yule love it.

Christmas Humor
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-The Cat Stamp: It licks itself.

Cat Humor
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-The Stork Stamp: It delivers itself.

Baby Humor
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-The King Arthur Stamp: It's good for over-knight delivery.

'Medieval Humor' is in the works...

-The Kindergarden Stamp: It's good for first class.

School Humor
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-The Fog Stamp: It comes with postage dew.

Weather Humor
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-The Forever Stamp: Just like true love.

Love Humor
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Those are funny Beaumont

A dog walks into a post-office, joins the queue (line). When he gets to the cashier, he says "Hello, I'd like to send a telegram please." The cashier, mildly startled to be addressed by a dog, says "Uh, certainly. What message would you like to send?" The dog says "Here is the message: Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof, woof. Woof." The cashier, half-sarcastically, says to the dog "You haven't quite reached the character-limit. Would you like to add an extra 'woof'?" The dog replies "Don't be daft, that wouldn't make any sense!"

Dog Humor
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie! Thank goodness for peel-and-stick stamps. They allow us to ‘stick’ to our diets.

Diet And Exercise Humor
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