A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Jerry Seinfeld Humor

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Beaumont
“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”

-Jerry Seinfeld
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

Parenting Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8683501
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

-Jerry Seinfeld

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!"

-Jerry Seinfeld

Pirate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5522928
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

Baby Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8588630
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

More ‘Newspaper And Headline Humor’ coming this way!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”

-Jerry Seinfeld

Life And Living Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12530954
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders."

-Jerry Seinfeld

Spider Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12436655
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"

-Jerry Seinfeld

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?"

-Jerry Seinfeld

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman."

-Jerry Seinfeld

Super Hero Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12424227