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Horse Humor

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"Oh, what a funny looking cow!" said the sophisticated educated city slicker. "Why hasn't it got any horns?" "There are many reasons," answered the farmer, "why a cow hasn't got horns. Some are born without horns and do not have any until the later years of their life. Others are dehorned, while still other breeds are not supposed to have horns at all. There are many reasons why a cow sometimes does not have horns. But the chief reason that this cow hasn't got any horns is that it isn't a cow at all. It's a horse."
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Beaumont
Why was the pony sent to the principal's office?
For horsing around.
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Beaumont
Why was the pony sent to the principal's office?
For horsing around.

School Humor
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Beaumont
“There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.”

-Stephen Leacock: “Literary Lapses” (1910), ‘Reflections on Riding’

Book Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped."

-Author Unknown

Work Humor
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t.hanks for the laughs :-)
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loved the horse jokes, your always what I need!!!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Horse Sense

A horse can’t pull while kicking.
This fact I merely mention.
And he can’t kick while pulling
Which is my chief contention.

Let’s imitate the good old horse
And lead a life that’s fitting;
Just pull an honest load, and then
There’ll be no time for kicking.

-Author Unknown

Work Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A man was walking down a country road when he heard a voice coming from behind a tree, but all he could see was a horse. "Hello, remember me?" the voice said. "I won the Kentucky Derby Race two years ago. "A talking horse!" the man exclaimed, so he rushed to a nearby field where the farmer was working and asked, "What would you take for that horse?" "That horse is no good. You can have him for $20." "$20! I'll give you $2,000." "Has that haybag been giving you that nonsense about winning the Kentucky Derby? Listen, I happen to know he came in last."

Racehorse Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the mare go to Hollywood?
She wanted to play bit parts in the movies.

Theater And Thespian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10493402
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is "horse sense"?
Just "stable thinking"!

Pun Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped."

-Author Unknown

Life And Living Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12530954