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Groucho Marx Humor

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Je suis Marxiste – tendance Groucho. (original French)
I am a Marxist – of the Groucho tendency. (English translation)

-slogan used at Nanterre in Paris (1968)
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“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”

-Groucho Marx

Elephant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4979106
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

-Groucho Marx

Dog Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213703
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“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

-Groucho Marx

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
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“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

-Groucho Marx

Leadership And Public Speaking Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12594879
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“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.”

-Groucho Marx

Clown Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12370962
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“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.”

–Groucho Marx

Television Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7626366
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“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”

-Groucho Marx

Life And Living Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12530954
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“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”

-Groucho Marx

Words Heal
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5887803
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“I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”

-Groucho Marx (on resigning from the Friar’s Club, protesting their ban on Jews becoming members)

‘Hate And Prejudice Humor’ to come…
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“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.”

-Groucho Marx

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262
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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

-Groucho Marx

Fear And Phobia Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12410172

Cat Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-Groucho Marx

Marriage Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8493782
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

-Groucho Marx

Politics Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2911415
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"If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me."

-Groucho Marx

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
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For witty one liners that are clean, you can't beat Groucho Marx.

One of my favorites: "Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

source: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/comedians/comedian_groucho_marx.htm