A fisherman accidentally dropped his wallet into the water, and was amazed to see a school of carp deftly balancing the wallet on their noses and tossing it from one fish to another. "Gee," exclaimed the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting." (pun on wall-to-wall carpeting)

Bret: How do you get your little sister to find so many worms for you when you want to go fishing?
Bert: Oh, that's easy. Out of every ten she digs up, I let her have one to eat.

Rob: Fishing, are you?
Bob: No, just drowning worms.

Kel: Are you fishing?
Cal: No, just teaching worms to swim.

Rob: Fishing, are you?
Bob: No, just drowning worms.

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."

-Samuel Johnson

Definition Humor
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Fish: An underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman, and said, "Only caught one, eh?"

Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who was always talking about the giant fish he almost caught. One day he took his two sons, Toward and Away, fishing with him. That night, he returned more excited than ever. "Honey," he yelled to his wife, "you should have seen the fish I saw today. A tremendous green fish, ten feet long, with horns and fur all over its back. It came crawling out of the water, snatched our son Toward, and swallowed him in one gulp!" "Good gracious!" exclaimed his wife. "That's horrible!" "Oh, that was nothing," said her husband. "You should have seen the one that got Away!"

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle, and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. "Oh, yes," he said. "They're my friends." "In that case, warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here." "Yes, sir," the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262

Net Income: The money a fisherman earns.

Sitting still and wishing
Made no person great;
The good Lord sends the fishing,
But you must dig the bait.

-Author Unknown

Christian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4171195

Two would-be fishermen rented a boat, and one caught a large fish. "We should mark the spot," he said. The other fisherman drew a large "X" in the bottom of the boat with a black felt-tip marker. "That's no good," said the first fisherman. "Next time out we might not get the same boat."

There was a young angler of Worthing,
Who dug up ten worms and a fur thing.
He said, "How I wish
Eleven fine fish
Would snap up these things I'm unearthing."

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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"An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home."

-Author Unknown: "Irish News"

Irish Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5577942

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."

-Zenna Schaffer

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267