That Fish Was Just Too Fussy

I said to a fish in a lake
"I have worms, peas, and chocolate cake.
Would you care for a bite?"
Said the fish, "I just might,
But I think it would be a mistake."

-John Ciardi

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope."

-John Buchan

Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324

Those are cute

A five year old boy had gone fishing with his grandmother. After an hour or so his grandmother asked him, "Are you having any luck?" He replied indignantly, "No, I don't think my worm is really trying."

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

There once was a fish in a brook
Who dreamed he had swallowed a hook.
He found when he woke
The dream was no joke -
He was already starting to cook.

-Willard R. Espy

Cooking And Recipe Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/87766238

There once was a fish in a brook
Who dreamed he had swallowed a hook.
He found when he woke
The dream was no joke -
He was already starting to cook.

-Willard R. Espy

Cooking And Recipe Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8776238

A man goes ice fishing. He takes out an ice pick and begins to hack away. He hears a loud voice from above saying, "There are no fish there." He goes to another spot and starts to pick away. Again comes the voice: "There are no fish there, either." He tries a third spot. Once more he hears the voice from above - "Nope. Not there, either." Finally, the man, growing a little nervous, looks up and asks, "Are you God?" The voice from above booms, "No. I'm the arena manager."

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862

“The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.”

-Patrick F. McManus

Weather Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8235233

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."

-Samuel Johnson

Daffynitions And Definitions Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12824207

Net Income: The money a fisherman earns.

Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856