A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
No more powerful and alluring words have been invented by the human race than these four: "Once upon a time..."
Fairy tales,,and nursery rhymes,,lions and tigers and bears oh my
Eating her curds and whey -
When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her,
And said,
"What's in the bowl, blondie?"
-C. S. Lewis
Aging And Maturing Humor
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If you should find yourself lost in a book,
Where certainly no one would think to look,
Follow these tips to keep yourself safe,
From witch, or from troll, or cold-blooded snake.
Be Helpful
If someone should ask you for a helping hand,
Help without thinking, do not be grand.
Chances are, they will later come back,
to assist you from a confusing trap.
Listen
If you’re given advice, listen or be doomed,
Even if it comes from an animal,
However degrading, I am sure you will find
it is highly preferable to stay alive.
Be Cunning
While there are those who mean you no harm,
There are the people on the other arm,
Most would eat you without a regret,
So stay alert to keep safe from them.
Stick to the path,
don’t open the door,
keep away from that cottage,
or we’ll see you no more.
Follow these hints,
and you will be safe,
but beware if the rules you ignore and break.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
-Karissa E., from Spokane Valley, Washington, U.S.A.
Wisdom And Advice Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16331232
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey -
When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "What's in the bowl, blondie?"
-Author Unknown
Spider Humor
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Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
But the other one got away.
Eating her curds and whey.
Down came a spider,
And sat down beside her.
And Thwack! - it soon passed away.
But this just is not so!
For Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleas were white as snow
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells,
And buckets of weedkiller.
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Mary, Mary quite contrary,
watched her garden thrive.
The cops found seed of a rather odd weed.
Now she's doing three to five