A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
A duck walks into a feedstore and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No. We don't have a market for it, so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and then leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed, and we will never have duck feed. If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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Please feel free to add to the quackery!
The clerk tells him, "No. We don't have a market for it, so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and then leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed, and we will never have duck feed. If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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Please feel free to add to the quackery!
One guy hears suspicious activity in the bushes and says "Duck!"
The other says "Where?"
From Duck to Dawn!
and Howard the Person.
Duck-a-loadean
and I felt like putting "Cornelius the Duck" for some reason.
There's more ducks on that side.
Out in Denmark lived Dolores duck,
A mighty bird of uncommon pluck.
Baited by a hound,
She held her own ground,
Laying him face down in the muck.
-Author Unknown
Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
One foot's the same.
Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was stepping on bubbles." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Quack," the duck answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was stepping on bubbles." the duck replied.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.
"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."