A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
A duck walks into a feedstore and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No. We don't have a market for it, so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and then leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed, and we will never have duck feed. If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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Please feel free to add to the quackery!
The clerk tells him, "No. We don't have a market for it, so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and then leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed, and we will never have duck feed. If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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Please feel free to add to the quackery!
You don't: you get "down" off of a duck!
-Michael Caine
A box of quackers! ; - )
Just ducky - quack, quack!
Just ducky - quack, quack!
Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is especially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms up.
-Ogden Nash
"Ouch!"
Dinner.
'Alligator And Crocodile Humor' is now in development.
Duck-erations!
Christmas Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139
Because it's too far to walk.
Travel Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4583203
Quacker Jacks.
Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111