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Duck Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A duck walks into a feedstore and asks, "Got any duck feed?"

The clerk tells him, "No. We don't have a market for it, so we don't carry it."

The duck says, "Okay," and then leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed, and we will never have duck feed. If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any duck feed?"

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Please feel free to add to the quackery!
deleted_user
deleted_user
The duck that walks into the store to buy some chapstick. The clerk asks how he's gonna pay for it and he says "just put it on by bill"
sorry that's really old I know :P
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Actually, that's a very good joke, and there's really no such thing as an old joke, when there is a person born every minute who hasn't heard it yet. Thanks, Gabrador! ;-)
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those are funny
deleted_user
deleted_user
put it on my bill hee hee hee I am over 60 and I NEVER heard that--
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What has webbed feet and is extremely dangerous?
A duck with a machine gun!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it just may be a duck." -Walter Philip Reuther
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hee Hee. Love talking animals.
deleted_user
deleted_user
hehehe, I love it!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do ducks put on their Christmas trees?
Duck-erations!
deleted_user
deleted_user
You guys quack me up ; p
ALC67
ALC67
That's why the duck was sent to the psychiatric ward....he quacked up.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
We can rebuild him...make him stronger and faster and smarter...and quackier...the Six Billion Dollar Duck...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is a duck's preferred snack?
Quacker Jacks!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why don't ducks tell jokes to each other while they're flying?
Because they might quack up!