A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Patient: Doctor, can you give me something for my liver?
Doctor: Certainly - here's an onion.
"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed some quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can you please help him?" "Absolutely," said the doctor. "Let's just bring him into the examination room and have a look." About half an hour goes by, and the doctor finally comes out. "How is my son?" asks the frantic mother. The doctor replies, "There's no change yet!"
Doctor: Face the window, please. Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: Why do I have to face the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.
Patient: Doc, ya gotta give me something for my headache.
Doctor: Well, I'm not too fond of headaches. How about a dollar?
Patient (on telephone): Doctor, there's something very wrong with me. My head feels squashed, my voice sounds strange, I smell something peculiar, and one of my feet is cold. What could be wrong with me?
Doctor: You're probably wearing one of your socks on your head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if your aim is good.
Doctor: Certainly - here's an onion.
"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed some quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can you please help him?" "Absolutely," said the doctor. "Let's just bring him into the examination room and have a look." About half an hour goes by, and the doctor finally comes out. "How is my son?" asks the frantic mother. The doctor replies, "There's no change yet!"
Doctor: Face the window, please. Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: Why do I have to face the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.
Patient: Doc, ya gotta give me something for my headache.
Doctor: Well, I'm not too fond of headaches. How about a dollar?
Patient (on telephone): Doctor, there's something very wrong with me. My head feels squashed, my voice sounds strange, I smell something peculiar, and one of my feet is cold. What could be wrong with me?
Doctor: You're probably wearing one of your socks on your head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if your aim is good.
Patient: That's great - how do I get the germs to exercise?
It certainly is - this is a jewelry store!
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
"My good man," said the doctor, "there must be some mistake. You are not one of my patients."
"Iknow , Doc," said the man, "But my uncle was, and I'm his only heir!"
Doctor: Put bubble-wrap on your bedroom floor.
"Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
Hard to say, but considering that all you're out is the $10 co-payment, there's no harm giving him a shot at it.
Hard to say, but considering that all you're out is the $10 co-payment, there's no harm giving him a shot at it.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Because she was feeling funny.
Doctor: No, just an overactive fork.
'Diet and Exercise Humor' is currently in the research and development phase and should appear shortly, but until then, have you read 'Food Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111