A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Patient: Doctor, can you give me something for my liver?
Doctor: Certainly - here's an onion.
"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed some quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can you please help him?" "Absolutely," said the doctor. "Let's just bring him into the examination room and have a look." About half an hour goes by, and the doctor finally comes out. "How is my son?" asks the frantic mother. The doctor replies, "There's no change yet!"
Doctor: Face the window, please. Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: Why do I have to face the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.
Patient: Doc, ya gotta give me something for my headache.
Doctor: Well, I'm not too fond of headaches. How about a dollar?
Patient (on telephone): Doctor, there's something very wrong with me. My head feels squashed, my voice sounds strange, I smell something peculiar, and one of my feet is cold. What could be wrong with me?
Doctor: You're probably wearing one of your socks on your head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if your aim is good.
Doctor: Certainly - here's an onion.
"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed some quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can you please help him?" "Absolutely," said the doctor. "Let's just bring him into the examination room and have a look." About half an hour goes by, and the doctor finally comes out. "How is my son?" asks the frantic mother. The doctor replies, "There's no change yet!"
Doctor: Face the window, please. Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: Why do I have to face the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.
Patient: Doc, ya gotta give me something for my headache.
Doctor: Well, I'm not too fond of headaches. How about a dollar?
Patient (on telephone): Doctor, there's something very wrong with me. My head feels squashed, my voice sounds strange, I smell something peculiar, and one of my feet is cold. What could be wrong with me?
Doctor: You're probably wearing one of your socks on your head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if your aim is good.
Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking there are two of me.
One at a time, please.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?!
Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me out!
Certainly - which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor, my child has swallowed a pen!
Don't worry, just use a pencil till I get there.
"What your husband needs most of all is rest and quiet," said the doctor. "Here are some tranquilizer pills. You should take one every three hours!"
So no one will recognize them if they make a mistake.
It's been going around a lot recently.
Nurse: What word was that?
Patient: "Oops!"
Doctor: No, your feet would stick out.
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: You have Canary disease.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: It's tweetable.
Doctor: Have you been taking two on an empty stomach?
Patient: Well, I've tried, but they keep rolling off.