Did it ever seem strange to you, Ruth,
That fairies would pay for a tooth?
They could carve them, I guess,
Or collect, more or less,
Or somebody's stretching the truth.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

What happened when the dentist married the manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail.

Marriage Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8493782

In olden times, long, long ago, the Tooth Fairy had a terrible time keeping up with lost teeth. The ones nearby she could hear when they fell out. Her ears got very sharp, and she could tell the difference between a tooth falling from a mouth and, say, an acorn falling from a tree. But beyond her hearing distance, she needed elves, just like Santa Claus needs elves, to help. When a tooth fell many miles away, the nearest elf would hop on his unicorn and ride to the next elf to spread the news. And he'd ride his unicorn, and so on, until the news reached the Tooth Fairy, who would give the elf a coin, and he'd ride back to make sure it made its way under the appropriate pillow. A lot of work, don't you think? But the Tooth Fairy is very faithful, so she made the system work.

But today we live in the digital age. And the Tooth Fairy takes every advantage. All elves have cell phones and webcams that eliminate the need for unicorns. A good thing, because they're very hard to find these days. But best of all is the tooth scanner, an electronic gadget that can scan a house and locate each of the people in it, then scan their teeth to identify a loose tooth before it even falls out. So, the Tooth Fairy elves scan their houses and watch for the loose teeth to fall, then call TF herself, who comes in person with her reward. Even though the Tooth Fairy uses new technology to keep up her good work, she's still as special as she always was. So, remember that when your next tooth starts to wiggle a little bit, you're already on the Tooth Fairy's radar and you're sure to get your prize.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004

What do you call a big white animal that's shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear.

Bear Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5258067

Sign on dentist's houseboat:
'Offshore Drilling'

'Sign Humor' and 'Boat And Ship Humor' will be pulling into the harbor soon!

What did the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

'Puns' of fun are coming along in the future.

What two letters spell big trouble for your teeth?
D-k.

Dental Assistant: Do you have a dental plan?
Patient: Yes, I chew on the other side.

Patient: How much do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: One-hundred eight-five dollars.
Patient: That much for only a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it very slowly.

'Pain Humor' is in development...

What do you call a dentist who offers to clean a werewolf's teeth?
Crazy!

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8085291

Why did Wolfgirl put her tooth under her pillow?
She was hoping for a visit from the Tooth Furry.

Animals Are People, Too!
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833457

What's a dentist's favorite horror movie?
"The Creature from the Plaque Lagoon".

'Theater And Thespian' Humor is being planned...
Thespian: actor

Dentist: 1. A collector of old magazines. 2. A filling station attendant.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Think of all those times you have sat in the dentist's chair as the dentist works on your teeth, you unable to say anything other than "uh-uh" or "unh-unh" while the dentist talks away...it's time to get even with that dentist by telling some dentist jokes here...

:-)

Question: What are the six most frightening words in the English language?
Answer: "The Dentist will see you now."