It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.

Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."

My mother was a beautiful, graceful, Christian woman. I never heard her use a slang word, in my whole life. She had Alzhiemer's disease, and in the beginning I heard words come out of my mama that I didn't know she knew.

She and I cooked Christmas dinner for the whole bunch for about 30 years. About the second year she was sick, at Christmas she said to me, "Please, let's don't have Christmas here this year. That bunch is boring the he## out of me!!!" Some of them were insulted, but I thought it was hysterically funny. After all these years I still think it is funny because, they had been boring the he## out of me for 30 years.

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"Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt."

-Charles M. Schulz: “The Complete Peanuts” (1965-1966)

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"Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt."

-Charles M. Schulz: “The Complete Peanuts” (1965-1966)

Charles Schulz Humor
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