“Six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess.”

-Author Unknown: “The Onion”

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

"Sometimes I wish I was a little child again - because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts."

-Author Unknown

Love Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7787597

“There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.”

-Anatole Broyard

History Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8034117

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

Interpersonal Communications Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12819468

A lot of children think their parents are all no-ing.

Pun Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13691568

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900 - 1944), "The Little Prince" (1943)

Children Are ...

Amazing, acknowledge them.
Believable, trust them.
Childlike, allow them.
Divine, honor them.
Energetic, nourish them.

Fallible, embrace them.
Gifts, treasure them.
Here now, be with them.
Innocent, delight with them.

Joyful, appreciate them.
Kindhearted, learn from them.
Lovable, cherish them.
Magical, fly with them.

Noble, esteem them.
Open minded, respect them.
Precious, value them.
Questioners, encourage them.

Resourceful, support them.
Spontaneous, enjoy them.
Talented, believe in them.
Unique, affirm them.

Vulnerable, protect them.
Whole, recognize them.
Xtraspecial, celebrate them.
Yearning, notice them.
Zany, laugh with them.

-Meiji Stewart

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Children Are ...

Amazing, acknowledge them.
Believable, trust them.
Childlike, allow them.
Divine, honor them.
Energetic, nourish them.

Fallible, embrace them.
Gifts, treasure them.
Here now, be with them.
Innocent, delight with them.

Joyful, appreciate them.
Kindhearted, learn from them.
Lovable, cherish them.
Magical, fly with them.

Noble, esteem them.
Open minded, respect them.
Precious, value them.
Questioners, encourage them.

Resourceful, support them.
Spontaneous, enjoy them.
Talented, believe in them.
Unique, affirm them.

Vulnerable, protect them.
Whole, recognize them.
Xtraspecial, celebrate them.
Yearning, notice them.
Zany, laugh with them.

-Meiji Stewart

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Children Are ...

Amazing, acknowledge them.
Believable, trust them.
Childlike, allow them.
Divine, honor them.
Energetic, nourish them.

Fallible, embrace them.
Gifts, treasure them.
Here now, be with them.
Innocent, delight with them.

Joyful, appreciate them.
Kindhearted, learn from them.
Lovable, cherish them.
Magical, fly with them.

Noble, esteem them.
Open minded, respect them.
Precious, value them.
Questioners, encourage them.

Resourceful, support them.
Spontaneous, enjoy them.
Talented, believe in them.
Unique, affirm them.

Vulnerable, protect them.
Whole, recognize them.
Xtraspecial, celebrate them.
Yearning, notice them.
Zany, laugh with them.

-Meiji Stewart

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856

“Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.”

-Author Unknown

Etiquette And Manners Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8508985

"Children have more need of models than of critics."

-Joseph Joubert

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

Making Babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,
"Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

“From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.”

-Helen Hayes

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893

Please add your childhood and parenting humor, because in this world, we all need a good laugh. :-)