A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
City Slicker: I'd like to buy a chicken.
Farmer: Want a pullet?
City Slicker: Not really, I'd rather carry it.
What happened to the hen that swallowed a yo-yo?
She laid the same egg three times!
Becca: Are you getting a new hairdo for the party?
Bella: No, I'm having a henna-do.
Becca: What's a henna-do?
Bella: It runs around and goes, "Cluck, cluck!"
What do you have to know to teach a chicken tricks?
More than the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that cracks jokes?
A comedi-hen.
What kind of jokes do chickens like best?
Corny ones.
Farmer: Want a pullet?
City Slicker: Not really, I'd rather carry it.
What happened to the hen that swallowed a yo-yo?
She laid the same egg three times!
Becca: Are you getting a new hairdo for the party?
Bella: No, I'm having a henna-do.
Becca: What's a henna-do?
Bella: It runs around and goes, "Cluck, cluck!"
What do you have to know to teach a chicken tricks?
More than the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that cracks jokes?
A comedi-hen.
What kind of jokes do chickens like best?
Corny ones.
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs, you silly goose!
Let's think of eggs.
They have no legs.
Chickens come from eggs,
But they have no legs.
The plot thickens;
Eggs come from chickens,
But have no legs under 'em.
What a conundrum!
-Ogden Nash
these r funny jokes
If a rooster crows when he goes to bed,
He'll get up with rain on his head.
'Weather Humor' is in development...please stay tuned...
When three hens go a-walking, they
Observe this order and array:
The first hen walks in front, and then
Behind her walks the second hen,
While, move they slow or move they fast,
You find the third hen walking last.
-Henry Johnstone
Math Problems (Funny 1's)
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A magnetic chicken.
Travel Humor
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A cocker-poodle-doo!
Dog Humor
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For pecking on the other kids.
School Humor
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Explanation: 'crew' is a folksy expression for the past tense of 'crow', and "Robinson Crusoe" is the title of a book about the adventures of a man marooned on an island for several years, by author Daniel Defoe (highly recommended reading).
Book Humor
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Road Crossing Humor
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A chicken of the sea.
Marine Life Humor
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Electric chickens!
'Electrician Humor' is now in research and development...
A chicken in a minefield.
'Military Humor' will soon be marching our way!