A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Cat Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There once were two cats of Kilkenny;
Each thought there was one cat too many;
So they scratched and they spit,
And they tore and they bit,
Till, instead of two cats, there wasn't any.

Kenny: Do you know why there are no casinos in Africa?
Kelly: Because they have too many cheetahs there!? (cheaters)

Please feel free to add your cat humor here. : - )
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How do you know when your cat's been on the internet?
Your mouse has teeth marks in it!

Computer And Internet Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13766855
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do baby cats wear?
Diapurrrrrrs.

Baby Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8588630
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice crispies and milk.

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q: When do cats have eight legs?
A: When there are two of them.

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13760894
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
So, you climbed a tree and now you can't get back down . . . clearly you didn't think this one through from the beginning, did you?

Plant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6852074
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How do you get milk from a cat?
Steal its saucer.

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What happened when the cat slept under the car?
She woke up oily the next morning.

Automobile And Mechanic Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10999249
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What's a cat's favorite kind of computer?
A laptop.

Computer And Internet Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13766855
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: Cats make great pets. Out of their owners.

Pet Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/14043639
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.

Gardening And Lawn Care Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12707909