A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
There once were two cats of Kilkenny;
Each thought there was one cat too many;
So they scratched and they spit,
And they tore and they bit,
Till, instead of two cats, there wasn't any.
Kenny: Do you know why there are no casinos in Africa?
Kelly: Because they have too many cheetahs there!? (cheaters)
Please feel free to add your cat humor here. : - )
Each thought there was one cat too many;
So they scratched and they spit,
And they tore and they bit,
Till, instead of two cats, there wasn't any.
Kenny: Do you know why there are no casinos in Africa?
Kelly: Because they have too many cheetahs there!? (cheaters)
Please feel free to add your cat humor here. : - )
redecorator.
- My cat does not break things, she helps gravity
do its job.
- My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint
practice tools.
- My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.
- My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/ skin
ventilator.
- My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.
- My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair
relocation stylist.
- My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile", she enjoys
the proximity of food.
- My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.
- My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on
what to do next.
- My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.
- My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.
- My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.
- My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife
control expert.
- My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.
- My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.
- My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to
appreciate moisture.
- My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.
- My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (which should always be the food dish).
a CAT thinks----she cleans up after me, feeds me, takes care of my ever need, I must be a God! LOL
Answer: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause!
Well, when I got back I found the cat about to drink out of the toilet. I say to him, "Lucky--who do you think you are--a dog?"
Four days old.
C-a-t.
Mm-mm-mm-mm! That just hit the right spot!
How about this;
Dogs have masters, cats have support staff.
They would feel pretty silly saying, "Oink, oink!"
Mice crispies and milk. :-)