A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Cannibal Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Stop eating each other, for goodness' sake!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
First Cannibal: Am I late for dinner?
Second Cannibal: Yes, everybody's eaten.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A cannibal is a person who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What does a hippie cannibal eat?
Three squares a day.

'Hippie And Slacker Humor' is being considered...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What did the cannibal order for takeout?
A pizza with everyone on it.

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why was the cannibal suspended?
She tried to butter up her teacher.

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A certain young man of great gumption
'Mongst cannibals had the presumption
To go - but alack!
He never came back.
They say 'twas a case of consumption.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those were too funny.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

'Carnival And Circus Humor' is under development...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"There are no atheists in the foxholes."

-William Thomas Cummings

'Military Humor' is being assembled...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
First Cannibal: We have burglars last night.
Second Cannibal: Oh, really?
First Cannibal: Yes, and you know, they don't taste half as good as missionaries.

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
:}
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: People who eat people develop a disease called 'laughing sickness', which, despite its funny name, is not fun to have; it is similar to mad cow disease, and it, too, eventually does in its victims.

Doctor Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5384088
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Cannibal: We've just captured an actor.
Chief: Hurray! I have been hoping for a good ham sandwich.

Theater And Thespian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10493402
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

Clown Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12370962
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Moe: Why is that cannibal staring at us?
Joe: He's the food inspector of the tribe.

Government Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4904470