A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What has three wings, three eyes, and two beaks?
A bird with spare parts.
Why was the mother owl worried about her boy?
Because he didn't give a hoot about anything.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Now it's your turn. Do you know any birds jokes?
A bird with spare parts.
Why was the mother owl worried about her boy?
Because he didn't give a hoot about anything.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Now it's your turn. Do you know any birds jokes?
-Will Rogers
A most valuable bird,
That inhabits the residence districts -
He doesn't sing tunes,
Nor yield any plumes,
But he helps out the vital statistics.
He grabbed the parrot by the throat, shaked it really hard, and yelled, "QUIT IT!" every time the parrot said something ungodly. But this just made the parrot mad, and it swore more than ever.
Next the man tried locking the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravated the parrot, and it clawed and scratched furiously until the man finally let him out (upon which the bird released it's fury in a torrent of language so horrible it could never be repeated).
At that point, the man was so frustrated that he threw the parrot into the freezer. For the first few seconds the parrot made a terrible amount of noise in protest to this treatment, kicking, clawing, and thrashing about. But after a few moments it suddenly went very quiet.
As the silence grew longer the man started to think that the parrot may be hurt. After a couple minutes of silence, he became so worried that he opened up the freezer door. The parrot calmly climbed onto the man's outstretched arm and said, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
Of course, the man was astounded. He could not understand the transformation that had come over his unruly parrot. Then the parrot asked, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
By babysitting for elephants on Saturday nights.
Have you read 'Elephant Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4979106
Watches the butterflies.
Haiku, Issa
Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825220
Watches the butterflies.
Haiku, Issa
Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017
It knocks on the door when it delivers a message.
Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Chicken Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5460440
A bay-gull!