"Cycling is unique. No other sport lets you go like that - where there's only the bike left to hold you up. If you ran as hard, you'd fall over. Your legs wouldn't support you."

-Steve Johnson

Athletics And Sports Humor
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"The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard."

-Sloan Wilson

Parenting Humor
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"When I go biking, I repeat a mantra of the day's sensations: bright sun, blue sky, warm breeze, blue jay's call, ice melting and so on. This helps me transcend the traffic, ignore the clamorings of work, leave all the mind theaters behind and focus on nature instead. I still must abide by the rules of the road, of biking, of gravity. But I am mentally far away from civilization. The world is breaking someone else's heart."

-Diane Ackerman

Words Heal
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LOL Oh my goodness,,,SO many-SO funny...
I ride my old lady (well, I mean middle age lady) bike every day.My bike is SO old, it is back in style, it's one of those older Schwinn bikes.

Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines, operated by humans, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, dogs must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and the dog can then walk away, refreshed from the exercise.

Dog Humor
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“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.”

-H.G. Wells

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

-Charles Schulz

Life And Living Humor
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Thank you for your great humor, BahamaSun! :-)

"The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard."

-Sloan Wilson

Childhood And Parenting Humor
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