A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “ There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “ Where’s the car " ? She replied, “ In the lake.”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “ You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “ Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “ Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " ?
The father replied, “ I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her ?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “ Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “ You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “ I made my husband a millionaire.”
“ And what was he before you married him " ? asked the friend.
“ A billionaire.” she replied,
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad ! I’ve found a woman just like mother.”
His father replied, “ So what do you want ? sympathy " ?
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “ There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “ Where’s the car " ? She replied, “ In the lake.”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “ You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “ Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “ Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " ?
The father replied, “ I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her ?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “ Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “ You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “ I made my husband a millionaire.”
“ And what was he before you married him " ? asked the friend.
“ A billionaire.” she replied,
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad ! I’ve found a woman just like mother.”
His father replied, “ So what do you want ? sympathy " ?
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